This is Beach Road, Sea Point. This is where I live. Beautiful isn't it? My flat is somewhere amongst those flats on the right.
Going for walks by the Beach every Sunday after church always had a soothing effect on me. But living where I am right now has had anything but a calming effect on me.
I'll tell you why.
I've lived in the same house since I was 2 years old. I always thought it'd be cool to move house. Well since I came to Cape Town, I've moved almost 10 times... from hotels, to flatshares, to flats... and don't forget I've been here for only a year.
I recently moved from my flat, 3 days after my Bday, because the unreasonable owner sold the flat before my flatie and I got back from the Christmas holidays. So I moved, without my flatmate for various reasons, into a nice FULLY FURNISHED 2 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment.
I had all I could wish for. A fully furnished flat right next to the beach and my church, my own en-suite bedroom, 2 parking bays, my peace, proximity to everything.... I mean what more can a gurl ask for. All I needed to do was find a flatmate... how hard could that be right?
HA! WRONG!!!
Well... the 1st person I interviewed was into some serious scary stuff like soul-searching/getting in touch with your inner spirit or some shiz nit like that.
The 2nd person changed his mind the day he was supposed to move in and decided to get his own place.
The 3rd person decided to get a flat with some guy she met at a Backpackers.
The 4th person confessed to smoking ONLY weed!
My goodness.... by then I was thinking... would I ever get a suitable flatmate?
BUT how many of y'all know that things always happen for a reason. Of course, I never saw the silver lining behind the grey cloud until....
Going for walks by the Beach every Sunday after church always had a soothing effect on me. But living where I am right now has had anything but a calming effect on me.
I'll tell you why.
I've lived in the same house since I was 2 years old. I always thought it'd be cool to move house. Well since I came to Cape Town, I've moved almost 10 times... from hotels, to flatshares, to flats... and don't forget I've been here for only a year.
I recently moved from my flat, 3 days after my Bday, because the unreasonable owner sold the flat before my flatie and I got back from the Christmas holidays. So I moved, without my flatmate for various reasons, into a nice FULLY FURNISHED 2 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment.
I had all I could wish for. A fully furnished flat right next to the beach and my church, my own en-suite bedroom, 2 parking bays, my peace, proximity to everything.... I mean what more can a gurl ask for. All I needed to do was find a flatmate... how hard could that be right?
HA! WRONG!!!
Well... the 1st person I interviewed was into some serious scary stuff like soul-searching/getting in touch with your inner spirit or some shiz nit like that.
The 2nd person changed his mind the day he was supposed to move in and decided to get his own place.
The 3rd person decided to get a flat with some guy she met at a Backpackers.
The 4th person confessed to smoking ONLY weed!
My goodness.... by then I was thinking... would I ever get a suitable flatmate?
BUT how many of y'all know that things always happen for a reason. Of course, I never saw the silver lining behind the grey cloud until....
...a portion of the ceiling decking fell!
And THAT, my friends, was the beginning of my nightmare!
And THAT, my friends, was the beginning of my nightmare!
That's the ceiling... ...and part of it on the floor
There was.... IS a leak somewhere in the building!
The leak is so bad that the roof decking is soaked and falling off....
The leak is so bad that the roof decking is soaked and falling off....
See the water spreading across the ceiling...
... and water's coming out of the switches in this health and safety hazard of an apartment!
water from the switches...
As if that wasn't bad enough, the geezer was so bad, it had to be replaced. SO guess who was without water for a while and who had to have her bath with cold water with her tiny CUP of a bucket!!!
And of course the smart plumber left the board covering the geezer in the shower...
And the SMELL!!! Gosh.... you always have to brace yourself for the smell!
Who would believe, something as horrid as this existed in the lovely apartment. I live everyday in morbid fear of a fire or electrocution. But I know God loves me so nothing dey happen! But imagine if someone had moved in? I'd have been in a deep RUT!
I dare not open the windows not only because I'm on the ground floor but people you should see the RATS around here! As massive as the VW Bug cars. Those creatures will literally eat you alive! And for the first time since I got to Cape Town, my lovely smooth body has been battered by the mutant mosquitoes. And BOY do the bites ITCH!
And y'all don't even want to know how much I paid for the flat! An expense I bore on my own since no one in their right mind would share this flat with the obvious defects.
So why did I move in you ask? Well.... when I came to view the flat, it was NOTHING like this. Kofo can confirm this 'cos we viewed the place together. She was SHOCKED when I told her about these issues.
I dare not open the windows not only because I'm on the ground floor but people you should see the RATS around here! As massive as the VW Bug cars. Those creatures will literally eat you alive! And for the first time since I got to Cape Town, my lovely smooth body has been battered by the mutant mosquitoes. And BOY do the bites ITCH!
And y'all don't even want to know how much I paid for the flat! An expense I bore on my own since no one in their right mind would share this flat with the obvious defects.
So why did I move in you ask? Well.... when I came to view the flat, it was NOTHING like this. Kofo can confirm this 'cos we viewed the place together. She was SHOCKED when I told her about these issues.
Obviously, the peeps staying here cleaned up the mess before we arrived. I should report to the authorities!
Anywayz, I decided to look for another flat! Meaning I had to move by March 31st.
My goodness... you literally have to clear your bank account to get a decent flat here.
Seeing time was runnning out, I decided on a flatshare.
The first place had 2 MASSIVE scary dogs who kept hitting me with their tails. It was quite painful but I dared not scream lest they decide to "fetch" my leg.
The second place had a room smaller than a Smart Car.
The third place was so far from the Main Road I felt I was crossing the Sahara Desert.
The 4th place, though nice, had an owner with an attitude.
SO I place an ad on Gumtree asking for like minded people who were interested in leasing a place together to contact me. That didn't work out.
SO I reexplored the flatshare option.
Well... people... you'll be pleased to know that I FINALLY found a lovely flatshare, with a balcony larger than my previous flat RIGHT NEXT TO THE SEA and the Main Road!!!!!!
BUT.... the owner has a HUMONGOUS (if there's such a word) German Sherpherd Dog (as big as a horse), 2 sinister-looking cats and she smokes!
BUT I'm moving there anyway. The friendly dog kept bugging me to play with his ball (BALL people BALL not balls...) Dunno about the cats though...
The first place had 2 MASSIVE scary dogs who kept hitting me with their tails. It was quite painful but I dared not scream lest they decide to "fetch" my leg.
The second place had a room smaller than a Smart Car.
The third place was so far from the Main Road I felt I was crossing the Sahara Desert.
The 4th place, though nice, had an owner with an attitude.
SO I place an ad on Gumtree asking for like minded people who were interested in leasing a place together to contact me. That didn't work out.
SO I reexplored the flatshare option.
Well... people... you'll be pleased to know that I FINALLY found a lovely flatshare, with a balcony larger than my previous flat RIGHT NEXT TO THE SEA and the Main Road!!!!!!
BUT.... the owner has a HUMONGOUS (if there's such a word) German Sherpherd Dog (as big as a horse), 2 sinister-looking cats and she smokes!
BUT I'm moving there anyway. The friendly dog kept bugging me to play with his ball (BALL people BALL not balls...) Dunno about the cats though...
It will be a temporary arrangement till I either find my own place or feel I can cope with the pets and the nicotine!
God help me!!! I know He will. He always does because He loves me!
God help me!!! I know He will. He always does because He loves me!
2 comments:
I'm glad that you've found a new place. Hope you enjoy your stay at this location.But watch out for those Cats. I read that Cats have emotions and jealously is one of them. It may take them a little while to accept you into the family.....So keep that bedroom door CLOSED at Night!!!!!
I'm glad that you've found a new place. Hope you enjoy your stay at this location.But watch out for those Cats. I read that Cats have emotions and jealousy is one of them. It may take them a little while to accept you into the family.....So keep that bedroom door CLOSED at Night!!!!!
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